Sendero-Snake Oil Tee

A covered wagon pulled by an old mule rumbles along the dusty trail leading into town - the figure driving keeps his head low and the sun out of his eyes. The wagon rolls into the town square and small groups begin to step out onto the street to see who this stranger is. A lanky fella comes bounding out the back of the wagon; wearing the finest and softest tee shirt around. The fella takes a bow and pulls the cover off the back of the wagon to show his wares.

"Come one and come all to see the greatest products this world has ever known! Might I introduce to you the elixir of life, the product that will solve all your problems and bring you unending happiness.